Joke #10809

As horses say to one another. Any friend of yours is a palomino!

Q: What do you get when you cross an alligator with a road runner? A: A 100 mph nigger eater.

Which big cat should you never play cards with? A cheetah.

Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees...

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin? Pingu-Pong.

What did the frog say to the fly? You are really starting to bug me!

Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.

When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head? Steer phones.

A man was robbing a house in the middle of the night. All of a sudden, he heard a parrot cry out. "Jesus is gonna get you." The robber ignored it, and takes the TV. Again, the parrot cries out. "Jesus is gonna get you." The robber started to get a little worried. "What's your name, birdie?" "Moses." "What dumbass named you Moses?" "The same dumbass who called his rottweiler Jesus."

How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk? A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant.

A guy went to a whore house and asked the lady if she had a woman that could handle 16 inches. "Hmm," said the madam. "I'm not sure. Try the first door on the right." So the guy went inside, stuck it in, and immediately heard screams. "It's too big! Take it out!" So he went to the madam. "No, really. I need someone who can handle 16 inches." "Hmm," said the madam. "Try the last door." So the guy went inside, stuck it in, and had the time of his life, surprised that there was no scream at all. In fact, he heard no sounds at all. Puzzled, he finished up and pulled out. "Talk to me, baby." "Moo."