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What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?
A tiger moth.
A blind man with an assistance dog was getting ready to cross the street.
When the dog took him across he almost got ran over by the traffic and the cars where sliding everywhere to avoid hitting him.
When he got to the other side, he took out a treat to give to the dog.
A spectator who saw what happened couldn't believe his eyes.
He ran over to the blind man and said, "Sir, why are you rewarding that dog, he almost got you killed?"
The blind man replied, "I'm trying to find his head so I can kick his ass!"
What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on him.
One day little Johnny with his aunt went to a zoo.
Little Johnny pointed to a donkey that had a black and long erected penis more than 20 inches length.
So he asked his aunt what was that.
His aunt responded: "That is nothing"
On the other month when he with his mother went to the zoo accidentally they met the same donkey with his long dick.
Johnny pointing to it said to his mother: "Mommi my aunt told me that it was nothing."
His mother laughed and said: "My dear it is nothing for your aunt!"
What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner?
A charmer farmer.
What did the flower say to be the bee?
"Buzz off you stupid ugly horny cunt."
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A guy walks into a bar and sees a dog lying in the corner licking his balls.
He turns to the bartender and says, "Boy, I wish I could do that."
The Bartender replies, "You'd better try petting him first."
What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk?
A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.
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When should you feel sorry for a skunk?
When its spray pump is out of order!.
When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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