As horses say to one another.
Any friend of yours is a palomino!
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
What does a squid sheriff form?
An octoposse.
What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?
Ground Beef.
After a day fishing in the ocean a fisherman is walking from the pier carrying two lobsters in a bucket.
He is approached by the Game Warden who asks him for his fishing license.
The fisherman says to the warden, "I did not catch these lobsters, they are my pets. Everyday I come done to the water and whistle and these lobster jump out and I take them for a walk only to return them at the end of the day."
The warden, not believing him, reminds him that it is illegal to fish without a license.
The fisherman turns to the warden and says, "If you don't believe me then watch," as he throws the lobsters back into the water.
The warden says, "Now whistle to your lobsters and show me that they will come out of the water."
The fisherman turns to the warden and says, "What lobsters?"
I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?
A stripey sweater.
What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.
A little kid gets on a city bus, sits right behind the driver, and starts talking loudly, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow, I'd be a little bull."
The driver gets annoyed as the kids continues to yammer on.
"If my dad was an rooster and my mom a hen, I would be a little chick."
The kid goes on and on with all the animals he knows, when finally, the bus driver yells, "What if your dad was a bum and your mom was a drunk?"
The kid smiles and says, "I'd be a bus driver."
What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper?
Warren.
When do rabbits have buck teeth?
When their parents won't get them braces.