Joke #10360

What's a rabbits favorite movie? Rabbits of the Lost Ark.

What do dinosaurs put on their floors? Rep-tiles.

"Name?" "Abdul Aziz." "Sex?" "Three to five times a day." "No, no... I mean male or female?" "Yes, male, female, sometimes camel." "Holy cow!" "Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general." "But isn't that hostile?" "Horse style, doggy style, any style!" "Oh dear!" "No, no! Deer run too fast..."

‘I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone.’ Steven Wright

Why don't whales eat sushi very often? Of course whales like sushi. It's just those itty-bitty chop sticks that keep getting stuck in their teeth.

More than anything, Bob wanted to be a cowpoke. Taking pity on him, a rancher decided to hire the lad and give him a chance. "This," he said, showing him a rope, "is a lariat. We use it to catch cows." "I see," said Bob, trying to seem knowledgeable as he examined the lariat. "And what do you use for bait?"

Spider: Why are you terrified by me? Me: Well the reasons I had have all now been replaced by the fact you can talk.

A Bosnian catches a goldfish. The goldfish says: "Let me go and I will grant you one wish." The Bosnian says: "No way, I'll take you to the pawn shop – gold is gold."

Question: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull? Answer: Lipstick.

I hope to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am.

Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back? They re always switching their tails.