What's a rabbits favorite movie?
Rabbits of the Lost Ark.
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Who held the baby octopus to ransom?
Squidnappers.
How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?
They were very impressed.
A man was robbing a house in the middle of the night.
All of a sudden, he heard a parrot cry out.
"Jesus is gonna get you."
The robber ignored it, and takes the TV.
Again, the parrot cries out.
"Jesus is gonna get you."
The robber started to get a little worried.
"What's your name, birdie?"
"Moses."
"What dumbass named you Moses?"
"The same dumbass who called his rottweiler Jesus."
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When do rabbits have buck teeth?
When their parents won't get them braces.
Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls.
The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
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What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?
Oh no, not snake and pygmy pie again!
An asp in the grass is a snake, but a grasp in the ass is a goose.
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Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?
He didn't have the hare fare.
Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine.
He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself.
Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
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Q: What happened when the owl lost his voice?
A: He didn't give a hoot!
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