What's a rabbits favorite movie?
Rabbits of the Lost Ark.
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It got angry and bit at the champ!
What do you call a dinosaur that destroys everything in its path?
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
In year 1272 Arabics invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine.
In year 1873 the British somewhat reinvented the condom by taking it out of the goat first.
Little Susan was helping her mother to set the table, cause her father invited over his company managers.
When everybody sat on the table, her mother noticed that a flatware set was missing.
"Susan, why didn’t you put flatware on Mr. Marc’s seat?"
"I thought that I didn’t have to, since dad told us that Mr. Marc, eats like a pig…"
Q:Why don't giraffes like fast food?
A:Because they can't catch it!
How do snails get their shells all shiny?
They use snail polish.
What's black and white and green?
A frog sitting on a newspaper.
Why was the skunk angry?
He was incensed.
A guy walks into a bar with a giraffe, and the giraffe gets waay too drunk.
The bartender says, "Hey! you can't leave that lyin' there!"
The guy goes, "that's not a lion its a giraffe!"