What's a rabbits favorite movie? Rabbits of the Lost Ark.
What does a squid sheriff form? An octoposse.
What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner? A charmer farmer.
This little snail bought a little car and took it to the body shop to have it painted. The service man asked him exactly what he wanted done, and the snail said he wanted little's s painted all around and all over his car. The service man asked him why, and the snail answered "When people see me in my car I want them to say, look at that S-Car-Go!"
The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
Why did the dolphin feel crabby? Because he ate too many crabs.
How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable? He tried to stirrup some interest!
A man bought a dachshund for his six children so they’d have a dog they could all pet at once.
Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby. Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely? Because he was newt to the area.