Why couldn't the skunk use her phone?
It was out of odor!
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Baby Rabbit: "Mommy, where did I come from?"
Mother Rabbit: "I ll tell you when you re older."
Baby Rabbit: "Oh, Mommy, please, tell me now."
Mother Rabbit: "If you must know, you were pulled from a magician's hat."
What do you get if you cross a hippo, elephant and a rhino?
A Helephino!!
How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
You hold his nose!
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia.
That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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What's a pet's favorite day?
Saint Petrick's Day.
What do you get when you try to cross a pit bull with a computer?
A lot of bites.
A boy went into a hoare house and said he wanted an AIDS's infected prostitute.
The woman at reception said room 9 top of the hall.
He went to the room and did his business.When he was leaving she asked him why he wanted her she being aids infected.
The boy answered,"When I go home i'll sleep with the babysitter then my dad will sleep with the babysitter then my dad will sleep with my mam then in the morning my mam will fuck the milkman and thats the BASTARD that ran over my dog.
Q: Why do bunnies have soft sex?
A: They have cotton balls.
What game do little cows like to play?
Moonopoly.