Why couldn't the skunk use her phone? It was out of odor!
How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath.
A kangaroo mom with seven babies in her pouch told another kangaroo mom, "These sleepovers are killing me."
What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn? A Moles Royce.
I took my 7 year old son to the zoo today. We were walking around and soon he said, “Look Dad! It's a frickin' Elephant!” I was shocked and slightly angry, as everybody was looking at us. “What did you just call it?” I asked. “It's a frickin' Elephant, it says so on the picture!” he said, and so it did, A F R I C A N Elephant.
What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtub scrubby-mit? A rubbit!
What do you call a flying skunk? A smellicopter.
Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.
What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man? Tarzan stripes forever.
What are the spots on black-and-white cows? Holstaines.