Messing with Chuck Norris is the only thing that will get you disqualified from a Colonial Penn Life Insurance policy - at any age.
In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.
The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
Chuck Norris is not 70 years old. At age 60, he began getting younger. This is why he is actually only 50.
Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
When Chuck Norris was 8 years old he got into a pillow fight with his older brother, that's why he's now an only child.
Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street... Bad guys get kicked to the curb!