Joke #9675

Messing with Chuck Norris is the only thing that will get you disqualified from a Colonial Penn Life Insurance policy - at any age.
Vote: has 67.68 % from 24 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

When Chuck Norris was 8 years old he got into a pillow fight with his older brother, that's why he's now an only child.
Vote: has 77.74 % from 24 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, family
In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
Vote: has 77.36 % from 64 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, music
The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
Vote: has 72.71 % from 19 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
Vote: has 70.84 % from 27 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.
Vote: has 70.43 % from 31 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
Vote: has 68.45 % from 16 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, death
At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
Vote: has 66.71 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: age, car, Chuck Norris, work
Chuck Norris is not 70 years old. At age 60, he began getting younger. This is why he is actually only 50.
Vote: has 66.45 % from 19 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
Vote: has 64.78 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris
For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.
Vote: has 62.61 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: age, birthday, Chuck Norris