Messing with Chuck Norris is the only thing that will get you disqualified from a Colonial Penn Life Insurance policy - at any age.
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In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.
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Chuck Norris is not 70 years old.
At age 60, he began getting younger.
This is why he is actually only 50.
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Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945.
World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945.
What a coincidence.
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For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early.
No one surprises Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
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When Chuck Norris was 8 years old he got into a pillow fight with his older brother, that's why he's now an only child.
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Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
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