The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.
Messing with Chuck Norris is the only thing that will get you disqualified from a Colonial Penn Life Insurance policy - at any age.
Chuck Norris is not 70 years old. At age 60, he began getting younger. This is why he is actually only 50.
When Chuck Norris was 8 years old he got into a pillow fight with his older brother, that's why he's now an only child.
When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.