What do you call a dinosaur drinking Tequila? Tyrannosaurus Mex.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad!
Which rabbits were famous bank robbers? Bunny and Clyde.
How do snails get their shells all shiny? They use snail polish.
A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him "Are you a bear?" "Yes" "What are you doing at the movies?" "Well, I liked the book!"
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
How do you know when you re eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it.
When is the best time to fake an orgasm? When a rottweiler is humping your leg.
A group of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used. She showed the group a lively hillside where many goats were grazing. "These," she explained, "are the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produce." She then asked, "What do you do in America with your old goats?" A spry old gentleman answered, "They send us on bus tours!"
Why did the farmer fence in the bull? The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!
A farmer brought his daughter a little pot-belly pet pig. She called it "Stinky" when she played with it out in the yard, but she called it "Ballpoint" when it was in the sty. "Tell me," asked her father, "Why do you have two names for your pig?" "That’s easy," she replied, "Ballpoint is just his pen name."