What do you call a dinosaur drinking Tequila? Tyrannosaurus Mex.
Save the tree, eat a beaver.
One day at the Ricki Lake Show, the topic was ghosts. Before the show, she asks the audience: "Who here has ever sensed the presence of a ghost?" and 5 people raise their hand. Then she asks "Who here has ever seen a ghost?" and 3 people raise their hand. Then she asks "Okay, now who here has ever had sex with a ghost?" and 1 person, an old man raises his hand. So she goes up to this old man and says "what was it like?" and he said "Oh…it was great! Never had any like it before!" and she asked "Really? So the ghost was good?" and the old man said "Ghost? I thought you said goat!"
A mother was teaching his child about the side-effects of alcohol. She gets two short glasses, filling one with water and the other with whiskey. She says "I want you to see this." She puts a worm in the water, and it swims around. She puts a worm in the whiskey, and the worm dies immediately. She then says, feeling that she has made her point clear, "what do you have to say about this experiment?" The child responds by saying: "If I drink whiskey, I won't get worms!"
What dog can jump higher than a building? Anydog, buildings can't jump!
What do you call an easy-going rabbit? Hoppy-go-lucky.
Lara Rabbit: "Do you think that's Sophie's natural color?" Zara Rabbit: "Only her hare dresser knows for sure."
Where do Danish cows come from? Cowpenhagenf.
Q: What is height of De-hydration? A: A cow giving milk powder.
Q. What's green and red? A. A very mad frog.
Q. What's black and white and green? A. A frog sitting on a newspaper.