Q: What does a cow make when the sun comes out?
A: A shadow.
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Vet: "That's perfectly normal; he's a boxer."
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.
What did the calf say to the silo?
"Is my fodder in there?"
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Reptiles.
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Because a filly gulped to much orange juice that she turned orange!
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Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
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