Joke #9868

Q: What does a cow make when the sun comes out? A: A shadow.
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A man is walking through the wood and he meets a really ugly, big and a fat frog. The frog says: "Hello, prince if you kiss me, I will fulfill you one wish. You can wish whatever you want." The man says: "Ok, I will kiss you." He kisses the frog, he has told her his wish but nothing has happened. And the frog said: "Now you can see, such an old man and still believes in fairy tales."
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Q: Why are tigers religious? A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
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It is better to enter the mouth of a tiger than a court of law.
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Q: Why did the fat turkey cross the road? A: To get hit by my car.
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What did Mariah Carey really wanted to sing: "All I want for Christmas is you... to get hit by a reindeer."
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Jesse starts wailing to the vet, "you gotta save my dog, he looks real bad - please you just gotta!" "There, there Jesse, your dog just has a broken hip he'll be fine in no time. My fee, of course, will be $1,500." Jesse starts to wail - "oh, my dog's going to die!!!"
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Did you find my horse well behaved? Indeed, whenever we came to a fence he let me over first!
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What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond? He had him newt-ered.
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Q: Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? A: Because then they'd be bay gulls.
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What is the definition of "derange"? De place where de cowboys ride.
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