Joke #9868

Q: What does a cow make when the sun comes out? A: A shadow.
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Q: Why do cops arrest black people? A: Because monkeys belong in cages.
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On a famous TV game show a blonde contestant needed only to answer one more question. One simple question stood between her and the Ł1.000 prize. "To be today's champion," the show's host smiled, "name two of Santa's reindeer." The blonde gave a sigh of relief because she had been given such an easy question. "Rudolph!" she said confidently, "and... Olive!" The studio audience started to applaud (as the little sign above their heads said to do) but the clapping quickly faded into mumbling, and the confused host replied, "Yes, we'll accept Rudolph, but could you please explain... 'Olive?!'" "You know," the woman circled her hand forward impatiently and began to sing, "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer - had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glowed. *Olive,* the other reindeer..."
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Customer: "Waiter, do you serve crabs?" Waiter: "Please sit down sir, we serve everyone."
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What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson? He stank to the bottom of the pool.
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Q: What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? A: If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
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A man is out walking in New York when he sees a girl being savaged by a fierce dog. He fights off the dog by beating about the head with a stick and saves the girl's life. The girl's mother rushes over to him: "Thank you, thank you, you are a hero, tomorrow all the newspapers will have headlines about Brave New Yorker Saves the Life of Young Girl" "But I'm not a New Yorker," the man says. "Oh, then it will say in all the newspapers Brave American Saves Life of Young Girl," says the mother. "But I'm not an American," the man says. "What are you then?" asks the mother. "I'm an Iranian," the man says. The next day he sees the newspaper headlines: Islamic Extr*mist kills American Dog.
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Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
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How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented? They were very impressed.
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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares.
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How do you weigh a whale? On Whale Weigh Scales.
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