Q: What does a cow make when the sun comes out?
A: A shadow.
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"Your Honor, it was an accident! I had to run into the fence to keep from hitting the cow!"
"Was it a Jersey cow?"
"I don't know, I didn't see her license plate!"
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A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home.
In the den was a stuffed lion.
The visiting hunter asked, “When did you bag him?”
The host said proudly, “That was three years ago, when I went hunting with my ex-wife.”
“What’s he stuffed with,” asked the visiting hunter.
“My ex-wife” replied the hunter.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
How much do I owe Yo' Mama?
My dog came home happy last night.
Tow millipedes went for honey moon.
The male one asked: "My darling, between which feet is your pussy, please?"
A guy rings his boss and says "I can't come to work today"
The boss asks why and the guy says "it's my eyes."
"What's wrong with your eyes?" asks the boss.
"I just can't see myself coming to work, so I'm going fishing instead..."