Q: What does a cow make when the sun comes out? A: A shadow.
Two snakes are talking. One of them turns to the other and asks, "Are we venomous?" The other replays, "Yes,why?..." "I just bit ma lip."
Dogs may shed, but cats shred.
Did you hear about the overweight man who took up horse riding as exercise? The horse lost 15 pounds in a week!
What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits? A cud thud.
If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house? He prawned everything.
Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it for ever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.
Q: What do you call a black and white thing rolling down a hill A: A maori and a segull fighting over a fishhead.
What happened when the shark became famous? He tured into a starfish.
Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.