Q: What does a cow make when the sun comes out?
A: A shadow.
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
A police station gets 2 new horses and 2 cops are assigned to be mounted policemen.
They go on a ride and come back pleased.
"This horse is great! From now on I'll always take this one" said the first cop.
"My horse's great too. So I'll always take it" replied the second cop.
"But how do we know which is which?"
They though for a minute or two and one of them came up with an idea.
"Lets cut off this ones tail"
The other cop agreed and the horse lost it's tail.
The next morning The police chief is standing infront of the horses and looks really mad.
The two cops see this and ask whats wrong.
"You two morons cut off the horses tail that's what's wrong!"
"But otherwise we couldn't tell them apart."
"Can't you see the black one is a bit taller then the brown one?!"
How much do I owe Yo' Mama?
My dog came home happy last night.
How do you call a Triceratops with horns on his butt?
Tricera-bottoms.
What animals do you bring to bed?
Your calves.
Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
A: Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
A little lizard was walking through the forest to see his pal the monkey.
The monkey call out hey little buddy come up here I got some great pot.
So the little lizard climbed up the tree.
The little lizard and the monkey smoked a great big joint.
The little lizard said hey this stuff is great but I have horrible cottonmouth.
Well there is a river just down there.
So the little lizard walk down the tree through the brush and started to drink the water.
All of a sudden a crocodile came out of the water.
Hey little buddy waz up said the croc, "I just got stoned with my pal the monkey."
"Really" said the croc, "where is he I want some."
He is through the brush and up the tree.
So the croc walked through the brush and to the tree.
The monkey said "holy shit how much did you drink little buddy."
What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?
A hare dare.
Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.
What’s black and white and makes a lot of noise?
A zebra with a drum kit.