Did you hear about the overweight man who took up horse riding as exercise?
The horse lost 15 pounds in a week!
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What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?
A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."
Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand?
A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
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Moooooo!
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A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race appear?"
The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made.."
Two days later the girl asked her father the same question..
The father answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."
The confused girl returned to her mother and said, "Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?"
The mother answered, "Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his."
Does a dolphin ever do something by accident?
No, they do everything on porpoise.
How do you hire a teddy bear?
Put him on stilts.
Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes?
He liked a good croak and dagger.
A man goes into a pub with a cat sitting on his head.
The barman pulls him a pint and says,‘Look I don’t know if you know it but there’s a cat sitting on your head.’
‘What of it?’ asks the man.‘I always wear a cat on my head on a Monday.’
‘But today’s Tuesday,’ replies the barman.
‘Oh God.Is it?’ says the man. ‘I must look a right prat.’
What is the longest organ in a sheep's body?
A New Zealander's cock!