Did you hear about the overweight man who took up horse riding as exercise?
The horse lost 15 pounds in a week!
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Who's there?
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"How do you know he isn t?"
"Because I am."
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They go to the mooooovies.
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The first orders a beer, the second orders half a beer, the third orders a quarter of a beer, and so on.
After the seventh order, the bartender pours two beers and says, "You fellas ought to know your limits."
Two bats are hanging upside down on a branch.
One asks the other, "Do you recall your worst day last year?"
The other responds, "Yes, the day I had diarrhea!"
What do you call an easy-going rabbit?
Hoppy-go-lucky.