Did you hear about the overweight man who took up horse riding as exercise?
The horse lost 15 pounds in a week!
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What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper?
Warren.
A man takes his wife to the stock show.
They start heading down the alley that had the bulls.
They come up to the first bull and his sign stated: “This bull mated 50 times last year.”
The wife turns to her husband and says, “He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from him.”
They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: “This bull mated 65 times last year.”
The wife turns to her husband and says, “This one mated 65 times last year.
That is over 5 times a month. You can learn from this one, also.”
They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: “This bull mated 365 times last year.”
The wife’s mouth drops open and says, “WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY! You could really learn from this one.”
The man turns to his wife and says, “Go up and see if it was 365 times with the same cow.”
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper?
A Brontosnorus.
Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant’s toes?
A: Slow clowns.
Imagine being completely naked in room full of people who speak a different language and everyone wants to touch you...
This is life of a dog.
A punk rocker gets on the bus with green, yellow, purple and orange hair.
An old guy sitting on the bus stares at him, and the punk says, "What's the matter, old man, didn't you ever do anything wild in your life?"
And the old man says, "Yeah, one time I fucked a parrot. I thought maybe you were my kid."
What do you call a gigantic polar bear?
Nothing, you just run away.