Did you hear about the overweight man who took up horse riding as exercise? The horse lost 15 pounds in a week!
Q: Why couldn't the pony sing? A: Because he's a little hoarse.
Q: What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey? A: Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!
What do you call a dinosaur with magic powers? Tyrannosaurus Hex.
What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner? Cow chow.
On the street strolls a chick dressed with fur from head to toes. Near hear another chick stops and says to hear: Do you imagine how many animals they had to kill for this coat? But do you know with how many animals I had to sleep with for it?
Cow: "Why don't you shoo those flies?" Bull: "I ll let them go barefoot!"
A guy walks into a bar and sees a dog lying in the corner licking his balls. He turns to the bartender and says, "Boy, I wish I could do that." The Bartender replies, "You'd better try petting him first."
A Democrat walks into a doctor's office with a frog sitting on his head. The frog looks at the doctor and says, "Hey doc, can you get this wart off my ass?
A big city doctor visits an Indian tribe full of men, he asks "How do you guys relieve your sexual tension?" "Simple, just come down to the river tomorrow and we'll show you." The next day the doctor shows up and sees a group of men near a donkey. One man says "Since you're our guest you get to go first." The doctor not wanting to go against custom starts to kiss, then proceeds to have sex with the donkey. Then a man in the group asks "Are you almost done Doc?" "We need the donkey to cross the river in order to get to the tribe of women."