What do you call a dinosaur that destroys everything in its path?
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
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A guy was walking along the street when he saw a crowd of people running towards him.
He stopped one of the runners and asked, "What’s happening?"
The runner replied breathlessly, "A lion has escaped from the zoo."
"Oh my, which way is it heading?"
"Well you don’t think we are chasing it, do you?"
When do rabbits have buck teeth?
When their parents won't get them braces.
I applied for the position of a keeper at the zoo but turns out I was not koalafied.
What kind of whale flies?
Pilot whales.
What is the definition of "moon"?
The past tense of "moo"!
A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder.
"Wow," says the bartender.
"That is really something. Where'd you get it?"
"Africa," says the parrot.
One day a teacher asked the class, "What is the difference between a bird and a fly?"
A student then replied, "A bird can fly but a fly cannot bird."
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Q: What do women and cats have in common?
A: Pussy farts.
Why is a reindeer like a gossip?
Because they are both tail bearers.