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What do you call a dinosaur that destroys everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
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A New Zealander walking along the road with a sheep under each arm. He meets another New Zealander who says "you sheerin' mate?" and the first guy replies "naw, they're all mine"
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When is a lion not a lion? When he turns into his cage.
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On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
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Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? A: Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
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What happens when a cow stops shaving? It grows a Moostache.
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What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways? "Dead."
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YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET.
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Q: Why did the fat turkey cross the road? A: To get hit by my car.
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Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle? It wants to keep it's Stockholm!
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