What do you call a dinosaur that destroys everything in its path?
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
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Two cows are standing in a field.
One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"
The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"
What do you get if you cross a cow with a spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster?
A cockerpoodlemoo.
What dog can jump higher than a building?
Anydog, buildings can't jump!
Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
Why did President Clinton name his dog Buddy instead of Spot?
Because he didn't want people running around the White House saying, "come Spot, come Spot!"
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What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle?
A polo bear.
When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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Why do lions always eat raw meat?
"Because they don't know how to cook."
What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?
Udder chaos.
