What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?
A stripey sweater.
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26 sizes larger than an ‘A’ bra.
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Mama, little Billy shouts, this monkey looks like our neighbour, Mr. Danny.
Billy, it’s not polite to talk like that!
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It took twenty other horses to beat him!
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"Your Honor, it was an accident! I had to run into the fence to keep from hitting the cow!"
"Was it a Jersey cow?"
"I don't know, I didn't see her license plate!"