Joke #11091

Why did the bareback performer ride his horse? Because it got too heavy to carry.
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What do cows wear when they are on vacation in Hawaii? Moo moos.
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Little Red Riding Hood walks through the forest and sees a wolf hunched under a tree with its ears erect and its mouth stretched in a big grimace. She says to the wolf, "My, what big ears you have!" The wolf keeps grimacing. She says, "My, what big eyes you have!" The wolf grimaces even wider, baring his teeth. She says, "My, what big teeth you have!" The wolf finally snaps and says, "F**k off! I'm trying to take a dump."
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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would've.
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How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
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According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
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Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
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If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it? Jawbreakers.
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Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row. The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
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Two snakes are talking. One of them turns to the other and asks, "Are we venomous?" The other replays, "Yes,why?..." "I just bit ma lip."
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What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater? Claws.
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