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How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable? He tried to stirrup some interest!
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On the street strolls a chick dressed with fur from head to toes. Near hear another chick stops and says to hear: Do you imagine how many animals they had to kill for this coat? But do you know with how many animals I had to sleep with for it?
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Why did the frog walk across the road? He didn't... he jumped.
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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Spot!
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Q. Why did Mrs. Smokey the Bear divorce Smokey the Bear? A. Because every time she got hot, he d beat her with a shovel!
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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
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What did one skunk say to another? And so do you.
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Did you find my horse well behaved? Indeed, whenever we came to a fence he let me over first!
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What do you call an easy-going rabbit? Hoppy-go-lucky.
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How do you weigh a whale? On Whale Weigh Scales.
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“Mister, why doesn’t this cow have any horns?” asked the young lady from a nearby city. The farmer cocked his head for a moment, then began in a patient tone, “Well, ma’am, cattle can do a powerful lot of damage with horns. Sometimes we keep’em trimmed down with a hacksaw. Other times we can fix up the young ‘uns by puttin’ a couple drops of acid where their horns would grow in, and that stops ‘em cold. Still, there are some breeds of cattle that never grow horns.But the reason this cow don’t have no horns, ma’am, is ’cause it’s a horse.”
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