How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?
He tried to stirrup some interest!
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A: She burys it.
What's a rabbits favorite musical?
Hare.
A little kid gets on a city bus, sits right behind the driver, and starts talking loudly, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow, I'd be a little bull."
The driver gets annoyed as the kids continues to yammer on.
"If my dad was an rooster and my mom a hen, I would be a little chick."
The kid goes on and on with all the animals he knows, when finally, the bus driver yells, "What if your dad was a bum and your mom was a drunk?"
The kid smiles and says, "I'd be a bus driver."
How does an octopus go to war?
Well-armed.
Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
What do you call an unusual rabbit?
A rare hare.
How does a cow do math?
With a cowculator.
Curiosity didn't kill the cat.
Chuck Norris did.
What's a moo hoo for a darling bull?
A dear steer.