How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable? He tried to stirrup some interest!
The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
Q: How does a blonde kill a worm? A: She burys it.
What's a rabbits favorite musical? Hare.
A little kid gets on a city bus, sits right behind the driver, and starts talking loudly, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow, I'd be a little bull." The driver gets annoyed as the kids continues to yammer on. "If my dad was an rooster and my mom a hen, I would be a little chick." The kid goes on and on with all the animals he knows, when finally, the bus driver yells, "What if your dad was a bum and your mom was a drunk?" The kid smiles and says, "I'd be a bus driver."
How does an octopus go to war? Well-armed.
Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
What do you call an unusual rabbit? A rare hare.
How does a cow do math? With a cowculator.
Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Chuck Norris did.
What's a moo hoo for a darling bull? A dear steer.