What do you call a bear with no teeth, a gummy bear!
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A year later the same snail re-enters the bar and asks the barman "What did you do that for?"
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Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes.
They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "Ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them."
And the other rabbit says, "We're going to run for it you idiot I'm your brother."
What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?
A harenet.
What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law?
There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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Bob checked into his hotel room and immediately noticed a dead cockroach on the floor.
He called the front desk, asked for the manager and raised a fuss.
"Sir, please calm down," the manager replied.
"It's dead. It can't bother you now."
"The dead one doesn't bother me." Bob said.
"It's his pallbearers."