What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?
A stinkasaurus.
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When its spray pump is out of order!.
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They give each other a milk shake.
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He wanted to raised stewed beef.
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One day Mullah was beating his donkey in a remote place.
A man saw him and asked: why are you beating the poor animal.
Sorry, said Mullah, is it a member of your family?
Q: What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
A: An alarm cluck!