Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
Chuck Norris doesn't cry. His eyes sweat.
You know the movie, Alien VS Predator? Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear flowers in his hair when he goes to San Francisco, he wears poison ivy.
Chuck Norris had never escape from jail. Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.