Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
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Why did we have a global recession?
Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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Why does Chuck Norris have a beard?
A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
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Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
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Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.
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Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
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The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water...
That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
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Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
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What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
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