Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died?
His shoe.
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In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal.
He answered: "Where?"
The country went bankrupt.
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Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear.
The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
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Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
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Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once.
That stone is now known as The Death Star.
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Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
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Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
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Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
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