Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines. They have footprints.
Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow? You just don't follow him that close!
Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
Chuck Norris graduated college in one hour.
The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.