Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.