Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
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Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
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Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow?
You just don't follow him that close!
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In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay.
Big mistake.
You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
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Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.
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If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
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Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
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