Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
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Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
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Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
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When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
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Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
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Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
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Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink.
If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
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Shhhhh...
Did you hear that?
Chuck did.
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In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
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Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.
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