Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
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Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
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Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.
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Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
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Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
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Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers.
And wins.
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When you die on Earth you go to hell.
When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
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