Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job".
That is the story of the universe.
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Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
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Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
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Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
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Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
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Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
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All men are born equal.
Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
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When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water...
That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
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Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books.
The words assemble themselves out of fear.
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