Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
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In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
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In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris.
The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
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Chuck Norris updates his DNA every 5 minutes.
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Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
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Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
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Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
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Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.
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The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
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God is one of Chuck Norris's creation.
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