Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
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Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
He died a year later.
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The result was The Great Pyramids.
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When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
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If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.
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If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
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Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife.
"Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning.
That's how tough his beard is.
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When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
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Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice.
This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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