Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris knows who A is.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion? Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.