Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
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Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police.
They are used as bullet proof vests.
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Chuck Norris has his own protien powder.
The ingriedients include: cocoa powder, stem cells, dodo egg protien, enriched uranium, LSD, and Vin Diesel.
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The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements.
If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
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Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in a half-hour.
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Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris.
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
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Chuck Norris made sick the healthy chocolate.
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There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
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The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
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When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
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Karma believes in Chuck Norris.
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