Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
Chuck Norris doesn't sweat. He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.