Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
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The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine.
He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself.
Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
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When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
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Lawsuit commercials for personal injury are quite common with things like accidents and medication; however they never mention Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills.
They made him blink.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
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Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics...
In the summer.
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