Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
CNN tells about every disaster around the world. CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
Chuck Norris once bowled a 300... Without a ball... He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris