When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
Chuck Norris can alphabetize m&m's
America doesn't need a military... We've got Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.
Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.