When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
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Chuck Norris never gets dirty.
The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.
Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined.
Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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Note to self:
Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.