When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat. His body cries.
Chuck Norris never dies. And of course, he will also never fade away.
Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
Chuck Norris doesn't get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck in Chuck Norris.
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.