When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
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As you can see, there are a lot.
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Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
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Chuck Norris was once shot.
The bullet died.
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Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
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CNN tells about every disaster around the world.
CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
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Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
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Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool.
That's why his mullet never moves.
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