When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
Chuck Norris's urine was the main ingredient for balco's designer steroids. Therefore, Chuck Norris is actually the all-time single-season home run king.
It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.