When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared. These are known as black holes.
Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a wristwatch. He always knows when it's time to kick some ass.