When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
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Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
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Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
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Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods.
He is now known as Shrek.
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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job".
That is the story of the universe.
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Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear?
A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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I challenged Chuck Norris once.
He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space.
Now I read the facts from Mars.
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Chuck Norris never has a deja vu.
No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
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James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
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Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
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Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.
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