Joke #6433

When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
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Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week. The man was missing for four and a half years.
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Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
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Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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