When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party". Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
Chuck Norris can say never.
Chuck Norris had never escape from jail. Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week. The man was missing for four and a half years.
Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.