When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
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2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world.
The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris made the llama extinct.
Never spit in his face.
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Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
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Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
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When Chuck Norris talks, people listen.
When he doesn't, people still listen.
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Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
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Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
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