When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
Once an email was sent from LA to Washington. Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
During vacation my front door's open and I left a note saying "This house is protected by Chuck Norris 3 days a week you guess which 3." All was good.
Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"