When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
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Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars.
He was the force.
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Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
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The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
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Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF!
Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.
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Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive?
A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
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Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse.
He uses a lion.
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Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
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Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
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