When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
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In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs.
Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs.
Hence, snakes.
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Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
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Chuck Norris ate once at Hard Rock Cafe.
It's now called Shakey's.
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Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer.
Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
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