Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
Chuck Norris only mast*rbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks. They fold under pressure.