Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
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The ingriedients include: cocoa powder, stem cells, dodo egg protien, enriched uranium, LSD, and Vin Diesel.
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When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat.
His body cries.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
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Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
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