Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
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Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.
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Freddy Krueger sleeps with his mom every night because he is scared of Chuck Norris!
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No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris.
But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
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Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
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The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris.
It failed.
Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris grabs Donald Trump by the pussy.
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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee.
Except Chuck Norris.
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