Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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Two halves make a whole.
Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom.
Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
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If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
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Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
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