There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs.
This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
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Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
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Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
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The first paper money press was invented when Chuck Norris drew a design under his boot and stepped on a tree.
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They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
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Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph.
Why?
Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people.
He walks through them
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When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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Chuck Norris isn't on Earth, the Earth is on Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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