There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.
Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks. They speak for themselves.
Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow? You just don't follow him that close!
Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch... Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".