There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
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Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys.
Then came Chuck Norris.
Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
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If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
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Chuck Norris can break air.
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