There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
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If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
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Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee.
Except Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
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