There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face.
Nobody would survive anyway.
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Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator.
He walked away with a new set of luggage.
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Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants.
Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
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All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
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In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
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Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
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Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.
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