There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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Charlie Sheen winning?
Chuck Norris says "I think not."
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Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth.
Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk.
He simply lowers his IQ to yours.
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Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
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Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
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Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
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Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights.
His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
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The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun.
The Earth is stationary.
The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
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