There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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In half.
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UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
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After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
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Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance.
He breaks dance
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Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
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When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up.
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