There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
Charlie Sheen winning? Chuck Norris says "I think not."
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk. He simply lowers his IQ to yours.
Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights. His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."