There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
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Once chuck norris and time had race.
Result: The time is still running.
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The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
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Chuck Norris once rolled a dice.
It landed on tails.
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E=mc squared.
E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
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Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room.
Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
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A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back.
Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - three times.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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