There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected.
He knows the unexpected.
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Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same.
Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate.
It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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The reason Waldo hides is because he saw Chuck Norris looking for him.
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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us.
The only difference is, then he kills people.
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Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
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Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
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Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
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Chuck Norris never gets dirty.
The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
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Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way.
We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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