There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.
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Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
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Chuck Norris jumped off a building once.
The ground didn't make it.
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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross.
Just never his own.
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Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
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If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
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The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
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