There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
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Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared.
These are known as black holes.
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If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
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What does the fox say?
Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
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Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
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If it were true that you are what you eat.
Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
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Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
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Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
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