There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
Everyone knows the speed of light... Chuck Norris knows the speed of darkness.
Chuck Norris can make his own reflection vomit with fear.
Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood. But not the wheels. That's just wrong.
Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
Chuck Norris was born in a house he build himself.