There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
Chuck Norris once went logging and took down a forest. Then he came back for his axe.
Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!
The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.