There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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Chuck Norris bit a spider once then it became Spiderman!
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Chuck Norris can beat everyone.
Except for 1 person.
Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can Do Mental Math on Paper.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
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Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
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Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck can use "save" in real life.
But he doesn't need it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
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The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
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Chuck Norris has 2 kids.
We know them as Pain and Suffering.
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