Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed. She is now known as Britney Spears.
Chuck Norris has his own protien powder. The ingriedients include: cocoa powder, stem cells, dodo egg protien, enriched uranium, LSD, and Vin Diesel.
A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.