Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
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In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
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The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris.
We decided to go the humane route.
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Chuck Norris can fold airplanes into paper.
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The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris.
It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
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Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke.
The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
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Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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