Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
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The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
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If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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Chuck Norris dosen't get lost...
Everything around him is in the wrong place!
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If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
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Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London.
Then they wrote a song about it.
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The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
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Q: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object?
A: Chuck Norris is clapping.
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Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
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