Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
Chuck Norris once went logging and took down a forest. Then he came back for his axe.
Chuck Norris once joined the Army. That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
Jesus is the son of God. God is the son of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.