Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
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Chuck Norris updates his DNA every 5 minutes.
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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold.
Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby.
Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
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Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard.
They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
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Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.
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