Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
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Rules of fighting:
1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight.
2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil.
It couldn't keep up.
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