Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.
Chuck Norris is the four horsemen of the apocalypse!
Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
Chuck Norris actually died a while back. Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.