Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet. Why? Dirt knows better.
Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed went itself out of fear.
Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
Chuck Norris inflated a flat school bus tire, with his lungs.
Do you know why God is called "God"? Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
Chuck Norris had never escape from jail. Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris kissed a girl once. She's still blushing, we call her Sun.