Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
Where does the devil go when he dies? He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear... Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear
If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris... Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
Chuck Norris kills 100% of germs.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil. It couldn't keep up.
Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.