Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS.
Chuck Norris decides where he is.
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Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
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Moses did not part the sea.
Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
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Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby.
Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
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Chuck Norris doesn't compete, he wins.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam.
Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
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The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal.
Then he places the bowl.
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In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
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