Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS.
Chuck Norris decides where he is.
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Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
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Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
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When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
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In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
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After being shot by a criminal, Chuck Norris said... "that tickles".
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Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
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Kids dream about having superpowers.
Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
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Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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Chuck Norris had never escape from jail.
Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
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