Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. Chuck Norris decides where he is.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
People say that time heals all wounds. They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.