Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. Chuck Norris decides where he is.
Once an email was sent from LA to Washington. Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
Chuck Norris throws a dodgeball at you, knocks all your teeth out. Then the ball hits you.
When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
How did Stella get her groove back? Permission from Chuck Norris.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.