Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS.
Chuck Norris decides where he is.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.
Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street...
Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
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I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
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Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
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Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands.
They are now The Islands.
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Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
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