Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. Chuck Norris decides where he is.
My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."
The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back. Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan. Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.