Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
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Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
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If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris.
The answer is always Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
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If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
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The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
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Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
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Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
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T. S. Eliot measured out his life with coffee spoons.
Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.
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