Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
Vote:
2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
Vote:
Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
Vote:
All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
Vote:
Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest.
After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book.
"Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
Vote:
Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
Vote:
When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
Vote:
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.
Vote:
Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
Vote:
Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek."
He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
Vote: