Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pick up his food to eat it.
He commands it to enter his mouth.
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Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
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Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
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Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
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You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
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The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
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Chuck Norris writes on pencils with paper.
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The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
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