Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
Vote:
Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
Vote:
In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal.
He answered: "Where?"
The country went bankrupt.
Vote:
Joke has 47.02 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, geography, money, travel
Chuck Norris doesn't check under his bed for monsters, monsters check on top of the bed to see if Chuck Norris is sleeping.
Vote:
Do you know why the Earth's spinning ?
Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
Vote:
Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary.
The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
Vote:
Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
Vote:
Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.
Vote:
When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people.
He walks through them
Vote: