Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
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Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
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Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
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Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever.
That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
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When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed.
Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
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Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name.
It's called the internet.
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The only reason you woke up this morning is because Chuck Norris allowed you too.
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Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
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Chuck Norris never felt fear, and he never will.
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Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
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