Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
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If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
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Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris walked into a bar.
"OUCH!" said the bar.
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