Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light. He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute. The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos. That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times. He used a parachute twice.
Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods. He is now known as Shrek.