Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
What every sports player should say after winning? "First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."