Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
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Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks.
They speak for themselves.
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The reason Waldo hides is because he saw Chuck Norris looking for him.
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In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris.
The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
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Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
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The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
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Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.
Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
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Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
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