Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
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Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
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Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
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Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
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The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
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Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
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Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower.
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Time waits for no man.
Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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