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The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
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I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
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When Norris hits the road, he destroys it.
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If there's something strange... In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?... CHUCK NORRIS!
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Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
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