The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.