The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
When Norris hits the road, he destroys it.
If there's something strange... In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?... CHUCK NORRIS!
Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.