The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
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When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
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Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
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Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
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Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up.
Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
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Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute.
The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
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What is so good about Chuck Norris?
He is just some stupid actor, if he was really that good he would come here and bash my head on the keyboD5LISDALGFRGY I idyfgylbhyuu2213874rt fsdnljsdha.
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Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy.
That is why there is no life on any of them.
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Suicide committed Chuck Norris.
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Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.
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