The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
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We know them as Pain and Suffering.
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Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor.
The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.
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