The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
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Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
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Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote.
He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
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Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
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Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
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The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
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Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
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Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
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