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The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
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The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
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When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
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Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
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Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
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Chuck Norris found the stairway to heaven, but he prefers the elevator.
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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