The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
Chuck Norris found the stairway to heaven, but he prefers the elevator.
Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.