The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
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Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote.
He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
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Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life.
When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
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Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.
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Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
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The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris.
The whole universe goes to hell.
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Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
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