The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
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Chuck Norris never bathes.
Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
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When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
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Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
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Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
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If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank.
By phone.
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A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
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Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
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