The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
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Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
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Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
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Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS.
Chuck Norris decides where he is.
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Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum.
Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
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The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.
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The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
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