Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
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Earth is not spinning around the sun.
The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.
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Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
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Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
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Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
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