Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
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Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
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The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
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Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
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The only reason you woke up this morning is because Chuck Norris allowed you too.
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Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
He died a year later.
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