Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
Chuck Norris discovered America.
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite. Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.
Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
Chuck Norris uses battery acid for eye drops.
When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.