Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
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"Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning.
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Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
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Chuck Norris discovered America.
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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At night.
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