Why do decent white folks shop at nigger yard sales? To get all their stuff back.
There are four people from different counties on the Empire State Building. One is Japanese, one is French, one is Mexican, and one is American. They all want to throw something off the building that they have a lot of in their country. The Japanese guy goes first. He throws off sushi. There is a lot of sushi in my country. Next is the French guy. He throws off a condom. There is too much love in my country. Next is the Mexican. He throws off a taco. There is too much taco in my country. Next goes the American. He looks around him and picks the Mexican up and throws him of the building and says: There are too much Mexicans in my country.
What's the difference between a black guy and a elevator ? The elevator can raise a child.
There is a 3 story apartment building with 1 apartment on each floor. A white family lives on the top floor. A mexican family lives on the second floor. A nigger family lives on the botom floor. At 2:00 PM in the afternoon a terrrible tornado hits the building, totally destroying it. Which family lived? The White family, because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.
Why did Rosa Parks die? She refused to go to the back of the ambulance!
Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews have 10 fingers.
Q: Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? A: He thought he was melting.
Yesterday, I failed my biology exam. The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells." Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
Why do Jews watch porn backwards? Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back.
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works.
You know your f*cked when the Asian says, "shit", during the test.