Joke #10894

Why do decent white folks shop at nigger yard sales? To get all their stuff back.

What do you call a mexican who's lost his car? Carlos.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.

How do you fry a Mexican? You turn on the fence.

Q:What's the most dangerous job in America? A: The graveyard shift at a KFC in the projects.

Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet? Identification.

How do Chinese people name their kids? Throw a spoon down the stairs. CHING CHANG CHONG TING.

An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese fellow were hired at a construction site. The foreman pointed out a huge pile of sand and told the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Scotsman he said, "You're in charge of shoveling." And to the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies." He then said, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that there pile." The foreman went away for a of couple hours, and, when he returned, the pile of sand was untouched. He asked the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?" The Italian replied, "I no hava no broom. You said to the Chinese fella that he a wasa in a charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda finda him nowhere." Then the foreman turned to the Scotsman and said, "And you, I thought I told you to shovel this pile." The Scotsman replied, "Aye, ye did lad, boot ah couldnay get meself a shoovel! Ye left th' Chinese gadgie in chairge of supplies, boot ah couldnay fin' him either." The foreman was really angry by now and stormed off toward the pile of sand to look for the Chinese guy. Just then, the Chinese guy jumped out from behind the pile of sand and yelled... "SUPPLIES!"

Q: What did God say when he first made the black person? A: Holly shit I have burned one.

How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.

What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea? A good start.