Why do decent white folks shop at nigger yard sales?
To get all their stuff back.
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I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine.
So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.
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In the winter of 1926, Thelma Goldstein from Chicago treated herself to her first real vacation in Florida.
Being unfamiliar with the area, she wandered into a restricted hotel in North Miami.
"Excuse me," she said to the manager. "My name is Mrs. Goldstein, and I’d like a small room for two weeks."
"I’m awfully sorry," he replied, "but all of our rooms are occupied."
Just as he said that, a man came down and checked out.
"What luck," said Mrs. Goldstein. "Now there’s a room.
"Not so fast, Madam. I’m sorry, but this hotel is restricted. No Jews allowed."
"Jewish? Who’s Jewish? I happen to be Catholic."
"I find that hard to believe. Let me ask you, who was the Son of God?"
"Jesus, Son of Mary."
"Where was he born?"
"In a stable."
"And why was he born in a stable?"
"Because a schmuck like you wouldn’t let a Jew rent a room in his hotel!"
Q: What do you use when white people tell you to erase their history?
A: White out.
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Q: Why do niggers wear those big wide brim hats?
A: To keep the birds from shitting on their lips.
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How do you keep 5 black guys from raping a white girl?
Throw them a basketball.
Q: Why are all black people fast?
A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
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What did the black woman name her 5 sons?
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.
How did she tell them apart? She just called them by thier last names.
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What did God say when he made the first black man?
"Damn, I burnt one."
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
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