Why do decent white folks shop at nigger yard sales?
To get all their stuff back.
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Q: How do you get a black girl pregnant?
A: Cum on a rock and let the flies do the rest.
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Why do pill bottles have cotton buds in the top of them?
To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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My dad was a complicated man.
He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know?
Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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Asian pregnancy test:
Stick a Rubik cube into vagina.
Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.
Q: What do you call a white person engulfed in flames?
A: A firecracker.
Q: What did God say when he first made the black person?
A: Holly shit I have burned one.
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Q: Why are black people so afraid of ghosts?
A: Because they are haunted by dead kkk members!
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John Leslie has been accused of raping a disabled black girl on Blue Peter.
He blamed it on dyslexia & said he thought the script said, use sticky black spastic.
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There were three guys in Hell - Iranian, American, and a Chinese man.
They asked Satan to let them call their family.
The American called and talked for 10 minutes.
He payed $1,000.
The Chinaman called and talked for 15 minutes.
He payed $2,000.
The Iranian talked for an hour and only paid $10.
The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local.
What do you call Black people running down a hill?
Jail break.
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