Why do decent white folks shop at nigger yard sales?
To get all their stuff back.
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Q:What's black on top of white?
A: Rape
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A: Society
A Pakistani boy took admission in an American school...
Teacher: "Whats your name?"
Boy: "Nadir"
Teacher: "No, now you are in America, your name is Johnny from today."
Boy went home and his mother asked: "How was the day Nadir?"
Boy: "I am an American now, so call me Johnny."
Mom and Dad both got offended and beat him up. Next day he was back to school all bruised...
Teacher: "What happened Johnny?"
Boy: "Ma'm, just 6 hours after I became American, I was attacked by two Pakistani terrorists."
What's faster than a black guy running with a TV?
His brother with the DVD player.
Asian pregnancy test:
Stick a Rubik cube into vagina.
Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.
Why are black peoples eyes red after sex?
Pepper spray.
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If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen?
The first one would say its causing global warming.
The second one would say its racist.
The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
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Why are asprins white? Because they work!
How are black people and wolves similar?
They both fight in packs.
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Why did the Jews roam the desert for 400 years?
Someone lost a quarter.