I've got this black friend... just kidding.
Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
How do you kill 10,000 Mexicans? Throw a peso over a cliff. How do you kill 10,000 more? Tell them nobody got it.
Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.
Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck? A: A good days hunting.
Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black? A: Vinegar!
Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand? A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese telephone. Wing, Wing, Halo
What’s the difference between a black and a white bull? The white bull does: “Mooo”. The black bull does: “Hey man, Mooo, man!”
What really separates black people from society? Prison.