I've got this black friend... just kidding.
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Why do black people have white hands?
They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!
Q: What do you call a white guy with 5 black friends?
A: Coach!
A nigger goes to the doctor in South Africa.
He cries he’s got neck pains, the doctor tells him to strip his clothes and walk in four legs and stay for a while in every corner of the room.
The nigger, get’s up in his feet and asks the doctor what’s the point:
Well this because I have a new black table and I wanted to see where to put it!
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
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Q: Whos the richest man in Mexico?
A: The person who gets the penny.
There are 4 guys in a car, 1 from Iowa,1 from Wisconsin, 1 from Florida, and 1 from Illinois.
The guy from Florida says "I’m tired of seeing oranges everyday" so he throws some oranges out the window.
So then the guy from Iowa says "I’m tired of seeing Corn everyday" so he throws some corn out the window.
The guy from Wisconsin is very inspired so he opens the door and pushs the guy from Illinois out of the car!
People can be so easy to read.
Like if their face is red, they're embarrassed.
Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime.
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Q: How do you start a black parade?
A: Roll a 40 down the street.
So a jew, a homosexual and a black man walk into a bar.
The bartender says: "Get the fuck out!"