I've got this black friend... just kidding.
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How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?
Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
Q: What do u call an Asian grocery store?
A: A pound
What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs?
Trustworthy.
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I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors.
I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
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Q: How do you get a black girl pregnant?
A: Cum on a rock and let the flies do the rest.
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Q: What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler?
A: Michael Phelps can finish a race.
Q: Whos the richest man in Mexico?
A: The person who gets the penny.
Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans?
A: The black ones steal your watch.
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