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Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto?
A: A victim.
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Why are black people so tall?
Because their knee-grows.
Q:What's black on top of white?
A: Rape
Q:What's white on top of black?
A: Society
How do you keep 5 black guys from raping a white girl?
Throw them a basketball.
How do you get a Mexican chick to blow you?
You decorate your wiener with leaves.
Trust me, Mexicans love blowing leaves.
Q: What did God say when he first made the black person?
A: Holly shit I have burned one.
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Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place?
Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.
How do you know if you've walked into the wrong Chinese bookstore?
It'll be called "Wong Fook Hing Book Store".
Q: How does every black joke start?
A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.
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American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large supply of garbage from his recent stay at an apartment. After a long search, he just couldn't find any place to discard of it. So, he just went down one of the side streets to dump it there.
Yet, he was stopped by a Moscow police officer, who said, "Hey you, what are you doing?"
"I have to throw this away," replied the tourist.
"You can't throw it away here. Look, follow me," the policeman offered.
The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of grass, pretty flowers, and manicured hedges. "Here," said the cop, "dump all the garbage you want."
The American shrugs, opens up the large bags of garbage, and dumps them right on the flowers.
"Thanks for giving me a place to dump this stuff. This is very nice of you. Is this Russian courtesy?" asked the tourist.
"No. This is the American Embassy."