I've got this black friend... just kidding.
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Q: What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person?
A: Neighbour.
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Whats faster than a black person stealing your car?
Him driving away in it.
Why are asprins white? Because they work!
Why do decent white folks shop at nigger yard sales?
To get all their stuff back.
Why arent black people affended by thes jokes?
Because they cant read.
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My dad was a complicated man.
He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know?
Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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When a white person delivers an asian baby.
White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."
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What do you call a mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
Q: Why did they invent white chocolate?
A: So all black kids could get their faces messy too.
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Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale?
To get his stuff back.
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