I've got this black friend... just kidding.
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A Jewish man is walking on the beach when he discovers a bottle containing genie.
He rubs it and a genie comes out, promises to grant him one wish.
He says, "Peace in the Middle east, that's my wish."
The genie looks concerned, then says "No, I'm sorry, that's just not possible.
Some things just can't be changed.
Do you have another wish?"
The guys says 'Well...for my whole life I've never receievd oral sex from my wife.
That would be my wish."
The genie pauses for another moment and then says "How would you define peace?"
Basketball is the perfect game for a black person.
All you do is run, shoot and steal.
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Why are black people so tall?
Because their knee-grows.
How does a black woman know when she's pregnant?
When she pulls out her tampon all the cotton is picked off.
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Black Jesus turns water into Kool-Aid.
School is like a boner, long and hard.
Unless you're Asian...
What do nigger pimps and farmers have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business!
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?
Batman can go to the store without robin.
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