Why are black people so tall?
Because their knee-grows.
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How do you suffocate a nigger?
Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
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Q: What do you buy at a black guys garage sale?
A: Your shit back.
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Do not be racist , be like Mario.
He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!
Q: What do you call an African American documentary?
A: Planet of the Apes.
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Q: What happens when you put your hand in a bag of jelly beans?
A: The black one takes your watch.
What is a black persons's worst fear?
Child Support.
What do nigger pimps and farmers have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business!
Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
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A nigger goes to the doctor in South Africa.
He cries he’s got neck pains, the doctor tells him to strip his clothes and walk in four legs and stay for a while in every corner of the room.
The nigger, get’s up in his feet and asks the doctor what’s the point:
Well this because I have a new black table and I wanted to see where to put it!
A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car.
Who's driving?
A cop!
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