Why are black people so tall?
Because their knee-grows.
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Q: Why are most democrats black
A: Black people are idiots.
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Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
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How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers?
He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
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Q: How many niggers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: There are no light bulbs in Africa.
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What does a British potato say when it thinks something is wonderful?
It's mashing!
Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
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A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored.
The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers."
The retard says ," OK ".
When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling.
He goes over and starts beating their asses.
He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer.
He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?"
The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
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Hitler calls a meeting of his best soldiers and commanders and tells them "Alright I want to order the assassination of one thousand jews and four hedgehogs."
Then one of his generals stands and says "But... Mein furhur why four hedgehogs?"
Hitler then smiles and says "See? No one gives a f*ck about the jews."
What do you call a black guy that doesn't rape white women?
An inmate.
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Q: What does the devil do to black babies?
A: Nothing they're already burned.
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