Why are black people so tall?
Because their knee-grows.
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A: You use dental floss.
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A: A 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers.
Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
Because no one has told him he's black.
Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb?
A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
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Why did the Jews roam the desert for 400 years?
Someone lost a quarter.
Q: Why can't 2 Asians make a white baby?
A: Because 2 Wongs don't make a white.
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A teacher was giving a lesson and was telling the pupils that we came from Adam and Eve.
A hand went up and the kid said, "But my dad told me that we come from apes, Miss?"
Miss replied, "Stay out of this one, Leroy!"
What did God say when he created the first nigger?
Opps, I put the pubes on his head.
Q: Whats the difference between a black person and an apple?
A: The apple falls from the tree.
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