Why are black people so tall? Because their knee-grows.
How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.
What do u call a Mexican getting baptized? Bean dip.
Q: Why are all black people fast? A: The slow ones are in jail.
How do you remove one thousand flies in one motion? Slap a Kenyan in the face.
The travelin' Texan picked up a sweet young thang in a bar and after several rounds, ordered the biggest steaks they had. Later, they retired to his room, naturally the largest in the hotel. As they undressed, he said, "I'm from Fort Worth, Texas, and we have the biggest of everything." The girl only nodded and smiled. As they began to make love, he exclaimed, "Golleeeee, lil' Lady! What part of Texas y'all from?"
Q: How do you know Noah was a White man? A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
Why don't black people dream? Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot
Q: How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican? A: Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges.
What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado? They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place? Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.