Why are black people so tall?
Because their knee-grows.
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Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale?
To get his stuff back.
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Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles?
A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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What did God say when he made the first black man?
"Damn, I burnt one."
What do you call two blacks on one bike?
Organized crime!
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Whats the only thing darker than a black man?
His Future.
Failed my biology test today:
They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?"
Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.
Q: Why should you be more afraid of a white guy in jail than a black guy?
A: You know the white guy actually committed the crime.
Life Lemons Saying:
White Guy: When Life gives you lemons enjoy them with friends.
Black Guy: When Life gives you lemons sell them, buy a gun, point it at life and say "More lemons mother Fucker".
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
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Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!"
"I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!"
Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
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