Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
The Universe is not expanding. It's running away from Chuck Norris.
No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris. But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack. His heart is too smart to not attack him.
To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.