Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever.
That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
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When Light wrote Chuck Norris' name in the Death Note, the book died.
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The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
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Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
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Chuck Norris can shoot around a corner.
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Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
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Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common?
A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
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The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
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Jesus is the son of God.
God is the son of Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
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