Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
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A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch.
He simply decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris discovered America.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul.
Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
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Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
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The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
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When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
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