Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
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Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead.
Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
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When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
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Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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July 4th is Independence day.
And the day Chuck Norris was born.
Coincidence? I think not.
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Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
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Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
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