Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
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Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
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Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
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Aliens do exist.
They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
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Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris.
Once.
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Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
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Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier.
In half.
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Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth.
Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
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Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once.
The Wild lost.
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When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
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