Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
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Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
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Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats.
Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
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Chuck Norris can make his own reflection vomit with fear.
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There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard.
Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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Chuck Norris jumped off a building once.
The ground didn't make it.
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Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
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