Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
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Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
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Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.
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Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
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Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
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Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
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Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys.
Then came Chuck Norris.
Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
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Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
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