Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
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Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees.
He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
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Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris.
It's now known as the moon
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Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
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The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
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Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
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