Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris... Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.
Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank. The iceberg was just a cover-up.
When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.