Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
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He uses Meteor Showers.
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Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
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If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
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Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.
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