Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
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There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse.
No mortal man has ever earned it.
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Chuck Norris can say never.
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When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary.
The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D.
There where no survivors.
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Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it.
Dissapointed, he then walked out.
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