Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.
If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
ChuckNorris.com. Don't go there. It's like the United States of Chuck Norris... No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.