Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.