Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces. So too has his boot.
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
Remember the Leia scene from The Last Jedi? That wasn't the force, it was Chuck Norris resurrecting Carrie Fischer.
In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal. He answered: "Where?" The country went bankrupt.
Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks. No one finished it. Why? Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick. It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!