Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
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Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life?
In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
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Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.
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Chuck Norris can hear pictures.
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Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
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Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
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Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
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