Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
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He is just some stupid actor, if he was really that good he would come here and bash my head on the keyboD5LISDALGFRGY I idyfgylbhyuu2213874rt fsdnljsdha.
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And his favorite drink is punch...
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Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
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