Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffee... with his breath.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.