Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
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Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest.
After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book.
"Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
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Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4.
He can now multi task and use face time.
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Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
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Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over."
Those children were the dinosaurs.
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A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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