Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
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It was too short for release.
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Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees.
He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
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Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
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