Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
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The zombies do.
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Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
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In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay.
Big mistake.
You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
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Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard.
They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results.
It just doesn't happen.
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Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
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Chuck Norris can open Microsoft Windows when he needs fresh air.
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Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
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