Chuck Norris never reads the News – because Chuck Norris IS the News.
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Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
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When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
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Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk.
When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris once shaved his beard.
People now call it Bigfoot.
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Karma believes in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
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Chuck Norris can alphabetize m&m's
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