Chuck Norris never reads the News – because Chuck Norris IS the News.
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Charlie Sheen is a drug, it will melt your face and kill you.
Chuck Norris had two 8-Balls of Sheen and is now suing for false advertising.
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
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Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
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A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.
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A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
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