Chuck Norris never reads the News – because Chuck Norris IS the News.
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Latin insulted Chuck Norris.
It is now a dead language.
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Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same.
Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
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Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals.
Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
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Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
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