Chuck Norris never reads the News – because Chuck Norris IS the News.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean. The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute. The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier. In half.
Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!