For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
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Chuck Norris invented hot sauce.
To put on his peppers.
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The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cry.
His eyes sweat.
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