For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
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If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
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When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
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The dinosaurs aren't extinct.
They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
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Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear.
The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.
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Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
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Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!
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