For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer.
You will score a 1600.
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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
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Jesus is the son of God.
God is the son of Chuck Norris.
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It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
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When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does.
NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.
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Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
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Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
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Chuck Norris made time wait.
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