For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
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The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second.
It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.
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When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
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Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
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Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
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Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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