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If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck in Chuck Norris.
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When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
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When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
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