For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear flowers in his hair when he goes to San Francisco, he wears poison ivy.
Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore
Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
Chuck Norris can make you laugh at your own funeral.
“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.