For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
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Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
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Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
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Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
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When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
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In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague.
The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
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Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine.
He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself.
Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos.
Words simply stutter in his presence.
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Chuck did enter the Dragon.
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A Klondike bar would do anything for a Chuck Norris.
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