For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
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No Questions asked.
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Chuck Norris isn't on Earth, the Earth is on Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
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Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean.
The tsunamis were killing people.
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Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
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