For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
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Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off.
It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
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Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
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Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
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You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
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What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name.
Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
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Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
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