For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
Latin insulted Chuck Norris. It is now a dead language.
Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.
Why does Chuck Norris have a beard? A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier. In half.
Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
Chuck Norris can paint himself into a corner and still get the job done.
Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.