For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
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If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank.
By phone.
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Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible.
He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
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On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can rotate text in MS Paint.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a wristwatch.
He always knows when it's time to kick some ass.
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Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.
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Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out.
No one dared to move.
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