For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
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Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator.
He walked away with a new set of luggage.
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Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president.
If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong.
And stop being a racist.
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Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
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Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.
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Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris never needs help, help needs Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean.
The sharks headed for land.
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Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
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Chuck Norris took a nap.
The result was the Great Depression.
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