Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
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Chuck Norris doesn't m*sturbate, he r*pes his hand.
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Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris only mast*rbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
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Grass is green,
trees are greener.
When I think of you,
I play with my wiener.
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I met a girl who used masturbate to 2 girls 1 cup.
And that kids, is how j met your mother.
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What do you call a truck full of dildos?
Toys for Twats.
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Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
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Chuck Norris is not 70 years old.
At age 60, he began getting younger.
This is why he is actually only 50.
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