Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
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The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
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For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
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Chuck Norris was born feet first.
It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.
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There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
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Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
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The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion.
No episode aired, as no one survived.
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