Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
Chuck Norris is the four horsemen of the apocalypse!
Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.