Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is [email protected]
Chuck Norris was an only child. Eventually.
After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does. NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.