Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
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When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris.
After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
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Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
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Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack.
His heart is too smart to not attack him.
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Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear flowers in his hair when he goes to San Francisco, he wears poison ivy.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear seatbelts.
Seatbelts wear Chuck Norris.
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