Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
Chuck Norris only needs one bullet, because it should know to get back in the chamber.
Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
Chuck Norris can stare you to death while looking the other direction!
The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it. Chuck Norris hates to sweat.
Chuck Norris commited suicide, and lived.
Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.