Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
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Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck.
There can only be 1 living legend.
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Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
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The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
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Time waits for no man.
Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
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Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam...
In the Sahara Desert.
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Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris once toboggoned down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up cuz he realized he lost his mitten.
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Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
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