Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
Chuck Norris to Major Tom - Stay there.
Chuck Norris can actually punch you in the soul.
Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.
There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse. No mortal man has ever earned it.
Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever. That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party". Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
Where does the devil go when he dies? He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.