Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
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Time waits for no man.
Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
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If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
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Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
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Chuck Norris stared in to the mirror and said, "There can only be one Chuck Norris."
Then his reflection cried and walked away.
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Chuck Norris bit a spider once then it became Spiderman!
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When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
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Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack.
His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
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