Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
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Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
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Chuck Norris has 12 moons.
One of those moons is the Earth.
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Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars.
But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
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