Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
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"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
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Freddy Krueger sleeps with his mom every night because he is scared of Chuck Norris!
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When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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