Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
To finally solve whether Mona-Lisa is smiling or not, Chuck Norris took a quick look at it. She's crying
When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up. Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.