Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
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Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars.
These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
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Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
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Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
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In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
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The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
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Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
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Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
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