Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
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He opens the door then turns the handle.
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Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
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Chuck Norris can break air.
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Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
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Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.
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Chuck Norris once threw a pebble.
We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
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Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
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