Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune. The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.