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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
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Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
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Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
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Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
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Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.
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