Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
Chuck Norris just completed a full round of Golf... In 17 shots.
Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.
Chuck Norris can use a touch screen without touching it.
Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.