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Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
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Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sweat. He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
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When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
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Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
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Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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