Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
Question: Why are hurricanes sometimes named after women? Answer: When they come they’re wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Chuck Norris doesn't sweat. He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
Chuck Norris can drive a solar-powered car at night.
Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!