When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car... The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.
Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start.
To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.