The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car... The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.