Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
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When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
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When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
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Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car...
The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
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Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way.
We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
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When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
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In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep.
Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
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