Joke #151

Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
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Chuck Norris can drive a solar-powered car at night.
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When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
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Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car... The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
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Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.
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