How far can you spit. Try to beat Chuck Norris if you ask how far can he spit, at night look at the moon and don't wonder from were the craters come.
Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
Chuck Norris uses black holes to clean his dishes.
Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once. The Wild lost.
Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.