How far can you spit. Try to beat Chuck Norris if you ask how far can he spit, at night look at the moon and don't wonder from were the craters come.
Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.
UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.