How far can you spit.
Try to beat Chuck Norris if you ask how far can he spit, at night look at the moon and don't wonder from were the craters come.
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His voice is still up there today.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past.
He has never made any mistakes.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
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Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear?
A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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Chuck Norris kissed a girl once.
She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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