How far can you spit. Try to beat Chuck Norris if you ask how far can he spit, at night look at the moon and don't wonder from were the craters come.
Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris. The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London. Then they wrote a song about it.
Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.