The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
Chuck Norris doesn't check under his bed for monsters, monsters check on top of the bed to see if Chuck Norris is sleeping.
Chuck Norris can remember the future.
Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.