The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
Chuck Norris doesn’t ride a horse, he uses his crotch to carry it.
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
Think of the hottest woman. Chuck Norris did her.
Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.