The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
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The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
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Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
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Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
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When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
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Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
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Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared.
These are known as black holes.
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Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
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Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool.
That's why his mullet never moves.
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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra ....
After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra
Eventually died
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