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The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
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Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground. The place is now known as the meteor crater.
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Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one". Wrong. Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.
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Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
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Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
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Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
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Chuck Norris hates Raymond.
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Chuck Norris understood the ending of Lost.
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