The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance. He breaks dance
Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
It takes courage to say YES at the altar. It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.