The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
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Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey.
The country there now is only an impostor.
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When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
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In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
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Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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It is better to give than to receive.
This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
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Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys.
Then came Chuck Norris.
Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
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Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
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Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares.
Actually he can also blow your face.
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