The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
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What does the fox say?
Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
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Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
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Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
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Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
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