Joke #8139

The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
Vote:
has 72.10 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
Vote:
has 33.74 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science, time
Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
Vote:
has 50.96 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
What does the fox say? Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
Vote:
has 55.91 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
Vote:
has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
Vote:
has 72.78 % from 171 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, gym, health
If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
Vote:
has 33.86 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
Vote:
has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
Vote:
has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
Vote:
has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
Vote:
has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris