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The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight. The loser had to go live in the north pole.
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Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
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Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
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For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star. As you can see, there are a lot.
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The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
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Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
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