The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.