Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
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There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
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In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks.
No one finished it.
Why?
Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick.
It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
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Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF!
Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.
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Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
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Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia.
While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs.
Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs.
Hence, snakes.
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