Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
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Chuck Norris jumped off a building once.
The ground didn't make it.
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When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken.
It´s Chuck Norris´s leg.
He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.
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After being shot by a criminal, Chuck Norris said... "that tickles".
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Kim Kardashian use to be 8 feet tall until Chuck Norris uppercut both her feet and that is why her ass is so big.
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When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
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After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
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Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
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There are no weapons of mass destruction.
Just Chuck Norris.
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