Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
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We live in an expanding universe.
All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
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Chuck Norris can make love to a girl so hard and fast it inspired a reality tv series.
We know it as Forged in the fire.
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Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one".
Wrong.
Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.
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Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
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Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
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Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
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