Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror. He immediately changed to the Batman
Chuck Norris just checked out from 501... In 8 darts.
Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow. The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold. So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.