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Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
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Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
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When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you. When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
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Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
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