Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
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Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
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Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
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Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
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Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
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If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
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The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
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They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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