Joke #6979

Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
Vote:
has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
Vote:
has 75.00 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
Vote:
has 63.49 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
Vote:
has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 75.92 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
Vote:
has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, tax, work
Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror. He immediately changed to the Batman
Vote:
has 69.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris just checked out from 501... In 8 darts.
Vote:
has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
Vote:
has 70.70 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow. The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold. So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
Vote:
has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
Vote:
has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris