Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so. He remind him of Trivette...
Chuck Norris can access private methods.