Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight.
Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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Chuck Norris knows how to kill you in more ways than you know how to die.
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Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
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The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
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Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
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Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is a fact.
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