Joke #6320

Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
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If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
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Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one". Wrong. Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.
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When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
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The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
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Kids dream about having superpowers. Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
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There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
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Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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