Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
Chuck Norris has never won a single fight. Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
Death once got sentenced to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
Chuck Norris is the meaning of life. Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
The world ends on December 21st, 2012. Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.