Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
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Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
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Chuck Norris can stare you to death while looking the other direction!
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When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was born feet first.
It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.
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Chuck Norris never needs help, help needs Chuck Norris.
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