Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one". Wrong. Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.
When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Kids dream about having superpowers. Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.