Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
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Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
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Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
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Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.
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In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris.
No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
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If there's something strange...
In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?...
CHUCK NORRIS!
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck.
There can only be 1 living legend.
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The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
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