Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
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When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!"
When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
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Chuck Norris can fold airplanes into paper.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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Chuck Norris grabs Donald Trump by the pussy.
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Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight.
Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground.
Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
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