Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
Do you know why babys cry when they are born? Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.