Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
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Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean.
The tsunamis were killing people.
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Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
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If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor.
That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
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The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
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Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is gmail@chucknorris.com
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Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
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