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Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
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Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
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Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
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Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
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