Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
Chuck Norris updates his DNA every 5 minutes.
Time travel is possible. But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch... He saw it 3 times a day.
Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
Christano Roanaldo dives because he thinks of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.