Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
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Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
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Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
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Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
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A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
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