Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
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Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
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The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second.
It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.
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Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars.
The last one was called the Hindenburg.
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Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
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Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.
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For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early.
No one surprises Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
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