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Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
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Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
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Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
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Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
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If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
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