Chuck Norris can't fly, gravity just looks the other way when he leaves the ground.
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Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World...
War.
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Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
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Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon...
With the Yellow version.
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Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
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Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
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Charlie Sheen is a drug, it will melt your face and kill you.
Chuck Norris had two 8-Balls of Sheen and is now suing for false advertising.
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Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
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Chuck Norris only mast*rbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
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