Chuck Norris can't fly, gravity just looks the other way when he leaves the ground.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.
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Q: What do a bungee jump cord and a hooker have in common?
A: If the rubber breaks you're screwed.
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Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
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Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
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Chuck Norris is ambidextrous.
He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg.
All at the same time.
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If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
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Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
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Do you know Chuck Norris?
Yes?
Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
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