Chuck Norris can't fly, gravity just looks the other way when he leaves the ground.
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Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
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Chuck Norris knows the speed of darkness.
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If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
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If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
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Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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Chuck Norris named his parents.
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Q: What do a bungee jump cord and a hooker have in common?
A: If the rubber breaks you're screwed.
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When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
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Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
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