Chuck Norris can't fly, gravity just looks the other way when he leaves the ground.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
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Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out.
The genie ain't stupid.
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