Chuck Norris can't fly, gravity just looks the other way when he leaves the ground.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
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Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
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Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos.
That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
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If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
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Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
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Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
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Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
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All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
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When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
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