Chuck Norris can't fly, gravity just looks the other way when he leaves the ground.
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Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like.
The end result was the creation of life.
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According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan.
When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
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Chuck Norris has no need to walk.
The universe simply moves around him.
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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
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If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
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The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
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The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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