Chuck Norris can't fly, gravity just looks the other way when he leaves the ground.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris. It failed. Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror. He immediately changed to the Batman