Chuck Norris can't fly, gravity just looks the other way when he leaves the ground.
Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.
Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.