Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Q: How do you find how many fat people are in America? A: Throw a cookie into the street.
Yo mama so fat it took nationwide 3 years to get on her side.
Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.