Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
Yo mama so fat it took nationwide 3 years to get on her side.
Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
If you need to break up with somebody, the best place to do so is McDonalds. There are no plates or glasses to be broken over your head, no sharp knives or spiky forks, plus you can always hide behind a fat kid.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"