Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
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Chuck Norris invented hot sauce.
To put on his peppers.
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Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
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Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
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Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
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Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris.
The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
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In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
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Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
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Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
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