Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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Chuck Norris dosen't get lost...
Everything around him is in the wrong place!
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens.
And dies.
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In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
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Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
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Chuck Norris never dies.
And of course, he will also never fade away.
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Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune.
The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
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Chuck Norris once planted a box of Cheerios in his yard, the result was a donut tree.
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