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Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
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Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man. When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
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Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
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Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.
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When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
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Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
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