Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
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The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
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Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
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Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
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Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
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If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
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Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground.
The place is now known as the meteor crater.
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Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
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Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
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When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
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