Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
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Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win.
Forever.
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Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
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Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
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Chuck Norris kissed a girl once.
She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
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Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
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Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods.
He is now known as Shrek.
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The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
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Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
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