Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man. When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.
When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.