Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
Chuck Norris can do a downward uppercut.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
Chuck Norris dosen't get lost... Everything around him is in the wrong place!
Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.
Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.