Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
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Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row.
The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
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Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
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Chuck did enter the Dragon.
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Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world...
Including himself.
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When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
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Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys.
Then came Chuck Norris.
Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
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Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
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Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall.
This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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