Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam. Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
Moses did not part the sea. Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
Chuck Norris understood the ending of Lost.