Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
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UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
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When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order.
Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
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Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
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Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
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Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank.
The iceberg was just a cover-up.
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Q: Why are there prairies?
A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
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Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
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To be or not to be?
That is the question.
The answer?
Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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