Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
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A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem.
He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion.
The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
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Chuck Norris doesn't m*sturbate, he r*pes his hand.
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Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters?
3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
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Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance.
He breaks dance
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Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
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When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
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Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
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When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
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