Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys.
Then came Chuck Norris.
Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
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Chuck Norris lives in a Roundhouse...
And his favorite drink is punch...
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Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
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Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
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Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.
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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar.
The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine.
He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself.
Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
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Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
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Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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