Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys.
Then came Chuck Norris.
Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
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Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
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Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
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The only reason you woke up this morning is because Chuck Norris allowed you too.
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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
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Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
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Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
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Chuck Norris never bathes.
Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
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Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers.
The food cooks itself out of pressure.
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