Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys. Then came Chuck Norris. Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors.
Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv. The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote. He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.