Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
Chuck Norris was the original star of "24." It was called "1."
When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard. Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife. "Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning. That's how tough his beard is.
The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...