Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.
Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.