Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
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Chuck Norris is not 70 years old.
At age 60, he began getting younger.
This is why he is actually only 50.
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Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
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Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
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Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
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Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour.
He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the cinema, he changes the movies with his remote control.
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Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
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The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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