Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
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Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards.
Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
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The best part of waking up is not the Folgers in your cup, it's knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
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Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
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Chuck Norris is not 70 years old.
At age 60, he began getting younger.
This is why he is actually only 50.
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Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
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Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
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In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague.
The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
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Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris.
It's now known as the moon
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Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back.
But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
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