Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
Kids dream about having superpowers. Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
Once an email was sent from LA to Washington. Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
Chuck Norris can get satellite cable from a Skoal can.
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror. He immediately changed to the Batman