Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS.
Chuck Norris decides where he is.
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Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers.
And wins.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
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Chuck Norris just completed a full round of Golf... In 17 shots.
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Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
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When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
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Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills.
They made him blink.
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Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
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CNN tells about every disaster around the world.
CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
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