Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks.
They fold under pressure.
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Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys.
The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore.
The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out."
The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth."
Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.
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Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard.
When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer.
You will score a 1600.
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Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids.
These kids are now known as the power rangers.
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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
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Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.
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Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
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Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
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Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
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