Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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A company once tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but they soon realized it wouldn't work because Chuck Norris won't take shit from anyone.
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Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
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Chuck Norris broke the law once.
It still isn’t fixed.
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Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
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