Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does infinit loops in 4 seconds.
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They were just five lakes, until Chuck Norris said they were Great!
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Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets;
he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
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Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
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Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
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The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
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Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
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Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not listen to lectures.
Lectures listen to Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
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