Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
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It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
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Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
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The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
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There is no such thing as global warming.
Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
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Chuck can use "save" in real life.
But he doesn't need it.
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Chuck Norris isn't on Earth, the Earth is on Chuck Norris.
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The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
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