Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
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How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia?
2 months...
How does he get there?
He walks.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results.
It just doesn't happen.
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Chuck Norris never actually moves.
He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
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Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
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If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an ESC key on his computer, no one ever escapes.
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Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
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