Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
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Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can pour a pancake so thin that it only has one side.
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Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
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Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
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Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
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Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
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Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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CNN tells about every disaster around the world.
CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
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Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
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Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
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