Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow.
The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold.
So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
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Chuck did enter the Dragon.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
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Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
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The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
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My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight.
It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder.
Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky.
Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go to therapy, therapy goes to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
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