Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.