Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
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Death once took Chuck Norris.
He regreted it.
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If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris...
Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
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An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
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The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris.
We decided to go the humane route.
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Chuck Norris can stop the music.
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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate.
It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris keeps a list of all his victims, it's called the phone book.
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Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
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