Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you.
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Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
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Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
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The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
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Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
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Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph.
Why?
Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
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Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
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Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
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