Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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There are no weapons of mass destruction.
Just Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
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"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter.
To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
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Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
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Chuck Norris can split the atom.
With his bare hands.
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Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
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In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it.
Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
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You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
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Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
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