Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow. The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold. So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight. It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
Chuck Norris doesn't go to therapy, therapy goes to Chuck Norris.