Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one".
Wrong.
Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris knows who A is.
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An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil.
Chuck Norris killed that man.
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Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
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Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
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CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
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Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
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