Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Chuck Norris doesn't try to find clowns they try to find him.
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Chuck Norris has no need to walk.
The universe simply moves around him.
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
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Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.
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Chuck Norris commited suicide, and lived.
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Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest.
After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book.
"Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb.
On his penis.
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