Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris, Mr T and Arnold Swieznigger died in a plane crash they got to heavens door way and god asked them what there business is. Arnold replied "I want to be your right hand man". Mr T said "I wanna be your left hand man". Chuck Norris said "get the fuck out of my chair".
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv. The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them
Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell? A: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand. That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil. Chuck Norris killed that man.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.