Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind. The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.