Chuck did enter the Dragon.
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Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean.
The tsunamis were killing people.
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When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold.
Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
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Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear?
A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
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Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight.
The loser had to go live in the north pole.
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