Chuck did enter the Dragon.
When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.
Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.