Chuck did enter the Dragon.
The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys. Then came Chuck Norris. Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast. They taste like chicken.
Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
If you took all the worlds Super Heroes and combined them, Chuck would still kill them instantly.