Chuck did enter the Dragon.
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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
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Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword.
He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
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Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
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They say terror?
Look at Chuck.
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