Chuck Norris can see at least 3 extra colors.
The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.