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Chuck did enter the Dragon.
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Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
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When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
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Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
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