Joke #10454

Chuck did enter the Dragon.

Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.

When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.

Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.

When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".

Christano Roanaldo dives because he thinks of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and as he enters, notices a horse and the end of the bar with a sign on it. Out of curiosity, he approaches the bartender and asks what the deal is with the horse at the end of the bar. The bartender tells him: "The sign says if you can make the horse laugh you'll win $50. Take note though that hundreds of people have tried and no-one has been able to do it." "Get out the money," says Chuck," I'll be right back." So he walks to the end of the bar, whispers something into the horse's ear, and within seconds the horse is laughing hysterically. "That's amazing," said the bartender. "Tell you what, if you can make him cry I'll double your winnings." "Get out the money," says Chuck," I'll be right back." So Chuck walked again over to the horse, came back to the bartender 2 minutes later, and the horse was balling and sobbing like a baby. "Well," replied Chuck Norris, "First I told him a had a bigger d*ck than he did. Then I showed him."

Chuck Norris's urine was the main ingredient for balco's designer steroids. Therefore, Chuck Norris is actually the all-time single-season home run king.