Chuck did enter the Dragon.
Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard. They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.