Chuck did enter the Dragon.
All men are born equal. Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
Chuck Norris does infinit loops in 4 seconds.
Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week. The man was missing for four and a half years.
If there's something strange... In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?... CHUCK NORRIS!
When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears. Candyman ain't stupid.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.
Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.