Chuck Norris doesn't wear a wristwatch. He always knows when it's time to kick some ass.
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.